Friday 10 January 2014

Risky business

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Now that that's out of the way, how about we talk a little more about those mop handles.

Why I keep coming to this is because seems to me this is not that clear to all guys (or girls either). And I feel it's important to know this stuff to have a happy and healthy life. Well, sex-life mostly.

According to a Finnish sexual health site (seksuaaliterveysklinikka) the average length of a penis is little over 9 cm when resting. With an erection it's little less than 15 cm. The girth is not that researched but according to the few studies while resting it's little less than 10 cm and while hard 11 and a half.

The writer of the site comes to the conclusion that men think the size is much bigger than it actually is on average. The length of the female counterpart is from 6,5 cm to 12 cm. Luckily women's parts have the ability to stretch during the act, but a very large penis can be troublesome and even cause pain.

If you hear someone saying "size doesn't matter", tell them to piss off. If your junk is too big to enter the safe heaven, you're gonna have a bad time. To all guys worrying about this stuff I'd like to say: don't worry about the size, worry about how you use it. With a large one you have to be gentle to not hurt your partner. With a small one... well I don't know. Never seen so small one that it would cause problems. And according to the sexual health site, a very short penis is quite rare. An average penis is the best penis, size wise.

Sex is not all about penetration. Actually it is very little of that. I think it was Dr. Phil who once said sex is 10% of a relationship if there is some and 90% if there isn't. So I'm not underestimating the value of sex here. What I'm trying to say is your partner is not a mind reader in very likely odds. If it hurts, make it clear. If it doesn't feel like anything, don't fake it.

Most of all I want to point out there should be nothing wrong talking about sex and stuff around it. Don't be ashamed especially when talking to your partner. Tell about your experiences, insecurities, likes and dislikes. Find a person who shares your views on sex, don't give it to someone who thinks you're weird. I'm still no wise man, but according to my experience - when it comes to bed stuff - there's not many things that are really fetishes. Normal people tend to have normal desires, so even if you think you're weird in some way, you're probably wrong.

To me, a person who likes to do it missionary style behind closed curtains only in the marital bed is weird. But yet again weird doesn't necessarily equal wrong.

So... umm... happy humping!


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